Q & A (short story jokes)sorry if any of these are repeats I've posted so many!
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Who is the most popular guy at the office? The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts AND a pot of coffee in each hand!
How do you make a Gay decorator scream really loud twice? Fuck him real hard then wipe your dick on his curtains!
Why do they give men in the nursing home Viagra? So they won't roll out of bed in the morning!
Anyone hear about the new Gay sitcom? It's called "Leave it, it's beaver!"
What do lesbians need to get married? A liquor license.
Why are lesbians so good with hardwood flooring? Its all tongue and groove!
What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? George Bush's Tie!
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