The long and the short of it (a story joke)
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Bob was dating Dave, who was quite old fashioned. Bob wined him and dined him and Dave just kept resisting getting in the sack. One romantic evening, Dave finally relented and agreed to Greek sex, on one condition. Bob had to be careful because Dave had a weak heart. Ever so proud of his long tool, Bob sweetly replied "Don't worry darling, I promise I won't put in in that far."
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:rotfl:
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