International cooperation (a story joke)
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The Russian Premier found himself with a health crisis - agencies in his country were running out of condoms. Needing to control population and the spread of diseases, he told his foreign minister to request 10,000 condoms as a humanitarin gesture, from the U.S.A. But as a point of national pride, he told the foreign minister to request them to be made to accomodate men of at least 10 inches long. The President of the U.S.A. received the request and got the necessary funding from congress. He contacted a condom manufacturer, to make the 10,000 condoms. While speaking with the manufacturer, he said I have just one request. "Can you make sure they say "made in the USA" and clearly mark them "small?"
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