Deadpool 2 (lesbians, micropenis, butt fondling, daddy Cable, strap on)
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So saw Deadpool 2. I could put spoilers below but just general gay stuff I noticed.
Yes, there's a lesbian couple. Couldn't believe it. One of them is comic canon tho.
There's a gay comic character! I'm pretty sure he was shown in the trailer so it wouldnt be a spoiler. And he's a sexy Asian dude!
Deadpool doesn't do a naked fight scene like he did in the first movie but he does briefly expose his penis. It's a weird scene but it's there. He doesn't actually get shirtless here. Weird. And there's no sex?!?
Cable gets shirtless twice. He's muscley but, I dunno, he didn't appeal too much to me this time. Maybe cuz he lacked stubble like in the daddy muscle porn I watch, haha (oh Dallas Steele!)
There is butt exposure. Oh yeah. And anal insertion too, yow.
Actually, there a running joke about putting stuff in the butt. But I don't think it's appropriate?
Colossus has a great butt but I don't think it'd be too fun to squeeze cuz it'll be solid steel. Cute moment tho.
Love it that Wade changed his mind about strap ons.
Could have had some more pretty boys like Ajax from the first movie but it's ok. It's Deadpool.
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I was pleased at the way they included the lesbian relationship. It's the first acknowledged same-sex pairing in a Marvel movie.
They have given Ryan Reynolds leaway to portray Deadpool's bisexuality.
I'm surprised at the number of cameos from pretty major actors: Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, James McAvoy, Alan Tudyk, Nicolaus Hoult, Evan Peters et al.