Cost of Smoking
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uan sees a man leaning against the wall of a large building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.
Juan says, “Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?” “Four.”
“How long have you been smoking?” “Thirty years.”
“That's over six thousand packs. If you didn't smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?” “Never.”
“Do you own this building?” “No.” “Well, I do.”