Virgin wedding
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This elderly lady is a widow two times and she decides to get married again. On the wedding day she shows up at the church in a white dress. The preacher comes over and says, "Excuse me, but what are you doing?"
She replies, "Preacher, I came to get married."
He said, "Don’t you know that only virgins are supposed to dress in white on their wedding day?"
She responds, "But Preacher, I’m still a virgin."
"I married you two times in this church before. How can you tell me that you are still a virgin?"
"I am and I can prove it. Look, my first husband was a gynecologist all he wanted was to look at it. My second husband was a stamp collector… boy do I miss that guy."