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      yngmstr last edited by

      Sitting on a flight, i noticed how particularly effeminate the male flight attendant in my first class section was.

      As we were getting ready to take off, he said "Ok boys time for this big one to hit the sky." In flight he called everyone regardless of gender, hun.

      Before I know it, I heard over the PA,"helloooo, we are about to land this plane so be dears and put your tray tables up up up.

      So I put mine up.

      Well the lady sitting across the row from me just sat there, and the attendant walked over and asked her again. Hun your tray needs to be up.

      To which she replied, I am a princess in my country and I take orders from none.

      The attendant, unmoved, straightened his shoulders and said "Well in my country, I am a Queen, I out rank you, now up the tray bitch."

      YngMstr

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        loveless992 last edited by

        LMAO!

        Good one 🙂

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          mgr last edited by

          That' good. Sadly I had jusr a cup of coffee and was sipping 😞 . It took an hour to clean my desk again including my keyboard!!! Still ROTF

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            russbill last edited by

            I like this one… :lol:

            ...and MGR you sure you were cleaning up only coffee? :whistle:

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              mgr last edited by

              @russbill:

              …and MGR you sure you were cleaning up only coffee? :whistle:

              LOL, quite sure It was coofee with milk and sugar. No other remnants in the keybord lol. I'm well trained with those people around me :lol: That's the reason In dom't like liquids in my study 🙂

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                russbill last edited by

                Good one - just checking…. 🐵

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                  Isatumay last edited by

                  This is one of the funniest things I've read online

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                    Guest last edited by

                    i fix planes and find them sexy as fuk and give great bjs in toilets

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                      cupofass last edited by

                      :cheesy2:

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                        JACK777 last edited by

                        Yuuueeaaa

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                          ahchoo last edited by

                          old but gold

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