What is the dirtiest thing you have done (sexually)?
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Open the floodgates of the cesspool!
In the tradition of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours first" why not have a pork-off? The rules are simple: Post your filthiest, weirdest, most depraved sexual experience. Please no fantasies or "would have liked to happen" scenarios, let's keep things real. On the note of keeping things real: It would be greatly appreciated if you could keep things legal. You fucked your neighbour's underaged poodle while a bunch of preschoolers watched? Grrrrrreat! Now go stand in the corner with the other guys.
A fair warning: I don't know what people might post, but I expect there will be scat.
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I don't understand, dear OP, why you stick to that policy of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours first". Please, do share first. It's a matter of etiquete in internet forums
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Ok, you've got me
I am just a filthy leech who wants to grab some free wanking material. Just kidding, it was supposed to be a joke to break the ice, but you are right. To make it up to you I'll share two stories, one was more like an accident. So here we go:I used to date this guy who was really into fisting. It took ages to get inside him but once you were in you could use him as your personal sock puppet. So one day we were at it, I had my hand well inside him, when his phone went and he picked it up out of reflex (ruuuude!). It was his boss and he was not able to just hang up and the second he realised what was happening I could read in his eyes "Don't move a single muscle!". If I had it would have made him moan really hard. So we spent the next like 5 or 10 minutes (it felt like ages) like this, there was no way to get out or get my hand out of him. First I tried to stay still but as time went by I started to twitch my fingers just a liiiiittle bit to tease him. It was insanely hot to see him writhe in a mix of pleasure and panic, trying to make it through the call without his boss noticing anything. An let me tell you: The feeling was mutual. It took him not 10 seconds to come after his boss finally hung up.
The second one is still kind of twisted (some may say) but rather funny so it doesn't really count: We used to go to this local gay club…fetish, cruising and all that jazz. We were good friends with one of the owners so we used to stay way after closing hours. After a night of good fun and drinking my boyfriend, the owner and us ended tidying up the place after everyone else was gone. In a fit of drunken hubris I boasted that I hadn't come enough for the night and didn't feel like going home. So the owner offered me a bet: If I could come three times before he has finished cleaning up the place we'll get in for free the next time. Challenge accepted! What followed was a Monty Python worthy scene where we ran around the club, rubber clothes on, he broom in hand, I dick in hand, wanking like a madman an making out with him all the while my boyfriend was cheering from the sidelines. Good times!
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Nice stories! =D
Now I can share one of my dirties with you.I used to be a regular user of Recon (a gay fetish hook-up app) and used to look up guys who would be interested in facefucking me really hard. I managed to find 3 guys that did exactly what I wanted. I'll tell a bit about the last one: I went to his place to be used like a dirty whore. As soon as I arrived, I stripped, put jock-straps on and he put me on fours on the ground with a doggie-tail dildo sticken up my butt. He had already drunk some beers before I arrived, and kept drinking some more… that's because I wasn't to drink anything else but his piss while I was there. He made me drink his piss from a full dog bowl, then again from a beer bottle he had filled, and over and over again... I drunk so much piss I was starting to feel a bit of nausea. Realising that, he pushed me to his bathroom and had me on my knees in his box. He said to me: 'you know what's coming up now, don't you?', and yes, I knew... he then forced his cock down my throat and started fucking me brutally. I was on tears and slobber started flowing all over my chin and chest... but he was not satisfied with that, and neither was I, so he fucked my throat even harder till I chocked and puked all over his cock and all over my chest. He laughed and verbally abused me, and kept fucking my face as I kept making more and more mess. And that was only the first time we did that: we repeated the ordeal twice in the following month. I always enjoy being used as a urinal and a oral slave like that.
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went to a fetish club in full rubbers and was passed around and used all night, was amazing
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20 years ago, I liked this Guy so much that I gave him a porno mag knowing he would go home to masturbate, I waited 5 minutes and I went to his home, he opened the door glowing, I asked to use his bathroom and viola! Fresh semen in the borders of the toilet that I collected and swallowed yumy.
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ohhhhh :cheers: