Shorties
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A flirtatious guy is coming on to another guy, and says "you're really cute, I'd love to get in your pants." The other guy says "sorry, there's no room. There's already one asshole in here."
Hillbilly pick up lines:
Did you just fart 'cause I think I'm blown away.
Your face reminds me of a wrench - it really tightens up my nuts…..
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