Certificate of heterosexuality
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From an Spanish Church: http://www.iglesiadelfinal.com/certificado-de-heterosexualidad/
Tired of being questioned by your manhood? Do you want to be sure you can find a job? Do you need to show the parents of your rib(they call women "ribs") that you are not diverted? The Church of the End of the Times offers you the solution!
Get your Certificate of Heterosexuality issued by our Church and signed by the Prophet Andres de la Barra, the holiest man on Earth, the closest and closest to God. If you are rib, you can also access the Certificate of Heterosexuality, only with a small extra charge.
Values for the Certificate of Heterosexuality:
Certificate for men: US $ 500.00
Certificate for Ribs: U $ 750.00The validity of the Certificate is 5 years for males and 3 years for ribs.
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What's the head problem there, it like a cheat for their people.
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Looks like the Spaniards found a way to cheat their way through conversion therapy. ;D
Too bad is only accepted by that specific crazy church.
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It would be cool to have it over your bed.
A bit expensive though. What do they need the money for anyway? I thought it's "the end of times" Building an new Arch?
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never heard in Italy.