THIS or THAT: the game
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 Black coffee. Not a fan of tea. iPhone or iPad? 
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 iPad, I dislike small screens. You're now a dog. Bark to your reflection on a mirror or try to catch your tail? 
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 try to catch my tail. handsome man with small dick or not-so-good-looking man with huge massive cock? 
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 Handsome man with small dick if he's got a great personality. Catfish or Catdog? 
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 Catdog… that was my favorite cartoon as a kid! Going to the beach or concert? 
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 To the beach, a nude beach even when I have little to show off. Getting arrested, you're charged with: Murder or rape? 
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 Murder is more plausible. Apples or oranges 
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 Apple Arctic or Sahara Desert 
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 Arctic, I can't stand the hot desert. X or Y? 
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 X Red Shirt or White Shirt? 
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 Red shirt. Ralph Lauren or Abercrombie? 
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 Ralph Lauren Jeans or cargo pants 
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 Jeans Blowing or getting blown? 
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 Blowing. Touhou or Kancolle? 
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 Neither, but let's say touhou Amateur or professional porn? 
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 Professional. Non porn movies. Do you prefer schlock or Oscar-winning. 
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 Schlock. Porn videos: group sex or solo? 
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 Group Spitroast or DP 
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 DP >:D >:D >:D brief or trunk? 
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 Trunks. Glasses on or off? 
 
			
		 
			
		