THIS or THAT: the game
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Black coffee. Not a fan of tea.
iPhone or iPad?
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iPad, I dislike small screens.
You're now a dog. Bark to your reflection on a mirror or try to catch your tail?
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try to catch my tail.
handsome man with small dick or not-so-good-looking man with huge massive cock?
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Handsome man with small dick if he's got a great personality.
Catfish or Catdog?
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Catdog… that was my favorite cartoon as a kid!
Going to the beach or concert?
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To the beach, a nude beach even when I have little to show off.
Getting arrested, you're charged with: Murder or rape?
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Murder is more plausible.
Apples or oranges
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Apple
Arctic or Sahara Desert
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Arctic, I can't stand the hot desert.
X or Y?
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X
Red Shirt or White Shirt?
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Red shirt.
Ralph Lauren or Abercrombie?
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Ralph Lauren
Jeans or cargo pants
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Jeans
Blowing or getting blown?
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Blowing.
Touhou or Kancolle?
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Neither, but let's say touhou
Amateur or professional porn?
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Professional.
Non porn movies. Do you prefer schlock or Oscar-winning.
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Schlock.
Porn videos: group sex or solo?
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Group
Spitroast or DP
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DP >:D >:D >:D
brief or trunk?
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Trunks.
Glasses on or off?