OLD gay man
What a drag it is getting old…
When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75 years of age sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued, "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, so why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."
I said, "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"
And he said, "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"