Gay language translator
I want a commitment.
[desc=I'm sick of masturbation.][/desc]
Haven't I seen you before?
I need you.
[desc=My hand is tired.][/desc]
You're the only man I've ever cared about.
[desc=You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.][/desc]
I'm a Romantic.
I really want to get to know you better.
[desc=So I can tell my friends about it.][/desc]
It's just orange juice, try it.
[desc=Three more shots and he'll have his legs around my head.][/desc]
He's kinda cute.
[desc=I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!][/desc]
He's not my type.
[desc=He won't sleep with me.][/desc]
I miss you so much.
[desc=I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.][/desc]
I had a wonderful time last night.
[desc=Who the hell are you?][/desc]
Do you love me?
[desc=I've done something stupid and you might find out.][/desc]
Do you 'really' love me?
[desc=I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.][/desc]
I'll give you a call.
[desc=I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.][/desc]
I've been thinking a lot.
[desc=You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.][/desc]
I think we should just be friends.
I've learned a lot from you.