Good in bed…...
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There once was a Gay Man who was tired of living alone. So he put an ad in the paper which outlined his requirements.
He wanted a man who would treat him nicely, wouldn't run away from him, and would be good in bed.
Then, one day, he heard the doorbell ring. He answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Oh my - what fantasies rise up
Where'd he find him and how do I get one!?
Put an add in the paper