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    • leatherbear
      leatherbear last edited by

      There once was a Gay Man who was tired of living alone. So he put an ad in the paper which outlined his requirements.

      He wanted a man who would treat him nicely, wouldn't run away from him, and would be good in bed.

      Then, one day, he heard the doorbell ring. He answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

      "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

      "Yes, but are you good in bed?"

      "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

      ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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        gzlong last edited by

        ;D wow!

        [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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          mgr last edited by

          Oh my - what fantasies rise up 🙂

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            MJRocker1987 last edited by

            Where'd he find him and how do I get one!?

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              aaliass last edited by

              Put an add in the paper 😉

              Dear Lord, I pray for:
              Wisdom  to  understand  my  man,
              Love  to  forgive  him,  and
              Patience  for  his  moods.
              Because,  Lord,  if  I  pray  for  Strength,  I'll beat  him to  death !

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