Skinny Dippin' in Kentucky
An elderly man in Kentucky had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while to look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young twinks skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the group aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the twinks shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you boys swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast
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