Guy waiting at doctors office
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A guy is waiting in a doctor's office. After about 10 minutes of waiting the guy is called in.
"I have some bad new, and some really bad news," says the Dr.
"Oh man, ok give me the really bad new first," says the man.
"Well you have cancer."
"Jesus!" says the man "What's the really bad news?"
"Well you also have Alzheimer's and your going to start to forget things."
The man sits in silence for about 15 seconds and then says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."