For those who want bigger things in life
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly
jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When
the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said,
"Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being
discharged because, since you were able to jump in and save the life of
another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is,
Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the
bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied "He didn't hang
himself, I put him there to dry."