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    • leatherbear
      leatherbear last edited by

      Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown New York apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

      "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.

      "Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock" he drunkenly replied.

      "A talking Australian clock - seriously?"

      "Yup. Hmmm (hic)."

      "How's it work?", the second friend asked, squinting at it.

      "Just watch" he said.

      He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

      His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

      Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

      "For f*#k's sake, you stupid **** . It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!"

      ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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      • basset
        basset last edited by

        :clap2:

        "What are you waiting for?
        Nobody's gonna show you how"  ©

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          gzlong last edited by

          :clap2:, funny

          [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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            mgr last edited by

            :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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