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    Indian Clock…....( Native American )

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    • leatherbear
      leatherbear last edited by

      There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground with his cock sticking out of his pants! The cowboy gets off his horse and asks, "What are you doing?", to which the Indian replies, "Me tell time! Penis acts as sundial." The cowboy in disbelief says, "Ok, what time is it?" The Indian looks down at his "3:35…" "That's amazing, you are right!" the cowboy says in amazement. So he hops onto his horse and keeps going.

      Riding along further, he sees the same thing, gets off his horse, and thinking the last Indian was a fluke, asks this one the time. The Indian looks down at his "one eyed bandit" and says "4:40". The cowboy is stunned, the time was right again! Shaking his head he hops back ontohis horse and rides again.

      After riding a while again, he sees yet another Indian on the ground with his "bald headed champ" except he was jerking off. The cowboy hops offhis horse and says, "And what are you doing?" to which the Indian replies, "Me winding clock."

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        jagged last edited by

        anyone want to help me wind my clock?  ::)

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          mgr last edited by

          @jagged:

          anyone want to help me wind my clock?  ::)

          You need to ask???

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            gzlong last edited by

            funny nicknames for penis

            [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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