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    • J
      jagged last edited by

      **In school canteen,
      there was a basket of apples with a written note:
      "don't take more than 1, God is watching!"
      A little further there was a box of choclates,
      a naughty child wrote:
      "Take as many as you want… God is watching the apples"

      8 year son: Dad what's sex?
      Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
      Kid: But dad, how do I write all that in this small box on my admission form ?

      A depressed boy asked an old man:
      Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
      He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

      Virginity is
      Neither a Dignity,
      Nor a Security,
      Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
      Its just a…
      Lack of 0pportunity…"

      Woman in bed with husband's best friend.
      Phone rings,
      Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,.. bye.
      Turns to her Lover and laughs;
      My husband, saying he is playing golf with you.

      A criminal entered a bed room,
      tied up husband & wife,
      kissed wife's ear & went to bathroom.
      Husband told wife, "satisfy him or he will kill us. Be strong. I LOVE U"
      Wife said "He didnt kiss me,
      He whispered in my ear that he's GAY & needs vaseline
      I told him its in the bathroom.
      So be strong. I LOVE U

      A 5 year old boy,
      while taking bath
      and examining his testicles
      Asks: 'Mum, are these my brains?'
      'Not yet', she replied.**

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      • leatherbear
        leatherbear last edited by

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        ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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        • M
          mgr last edited by

          :rotfl: :rotfl: :thankyou: :zing: :congrats:

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          • T
            TwjT3NEc last edited by

            ;D

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            • A
              aaliass last edited by

              @jagged:

              A 5 year old boy,
              while taking bath
              and examining his testicles
              Asks: 'Mum, are these my brains?'
              'Not yet', she replied.

              :funny2:

              Dear Lord, I pray for:
              Wisdom  to  understand  my  man,
              Love  to  forgive  him,  and
              Patience  for  his  moods.
              Because,  Lord,  if  I  pray  for  Strength,  I'll beat  him to  death !

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              • basset
                basset last edited by

                I know, i've got a lot of pics…

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                "What are you waiting for?
                Nobody's gonna show you how"  ©

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                • leatherbear
                  leatherbear last edited by

                  I know, i've got a lot of pics…

                  AND  :thankyou: For sharing them with us!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

                  ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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