Bartender
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Bartender A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a double shot of whiskey." The guy takes his drink, slams it down, and says "Give me another" The bartender says "What's the matter guy?" The guy says "I just found out my youngest son is gay" Two days later the guy is back and the bar and orders a double, slams it do an and asks for another. The bartender asks again, "What's the matter now?" The guy says "I just found out my oldest son is gay" Two days later the guy is back, this time he asks for the bottle. The bartender asks, "Jesus, doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?" He exclaims, "YEAH….MY WIFE!"