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    The Lawyer Keep His Promise

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        A dying man gives each of his best friends – a lawyer, doctor and clergyman -- an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in his coffin.

        A week later the man dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the clergyman confesses that he only put $10,000 in the envelope and sent the rest to a mission in South America.

        The doctor confesses that his envelope had only $8,000 because he donated to a medical charity.

        The lawyer is outraged, "I am the only one who kept my promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelope I placed in the coffin contained my own personal check for the entire $25,000."

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