New iBell
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NEW iBELL
A phone working at 10G network,with 8,16 or 32 TB of memory, in overthick carcass made of Incas's gold, megaphonic ring-tones with 6-8 points of the Richter scale vibration, very sensory screen recognizing smell of hands and garlic.
iBell will find you itself if it get lost when drunk. Stone pouch and charger with little power generating station included.
The price is only $1 000 000! Sale begins on the 32nd March of 2154.
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For rich people's pets who can issue a million dollar check in PM? ::)
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… issue a million dollar check in PM? ::)
Don't be soooooooo mean
Just think about how sad (probably crying about your meanness) your pet would be if he had to read something like that from a mean person 
