A man visits his doctor with an embarrassing condition.
A man visits his doctor with an embarrassing condition. His penis is bright orange. After running some inconclusive tests, the doctor is puzzled. "I have to admit, I've never seen anything like this before. Do you work with any exotic chemicals?"
"Actually," the patient replies, "I've been retired for a few years now."
"So, what do you do with your time?"
"Well, lately I've just been watching porn and eating Cheetos."