An engineer who has led a good life dies and goes to hell, accidentally.
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An engineer who has led a good life dies and goes to hell, accidentally. Eventually, God learns of the mistake, and calls down to the devil.
"Excuse me, but an engineer died last week. He led a good life. He was supposed to come up here, but there was a mix-up and you got him."
"Yeah, I know the guy. He fixed our air conditioning, installed track lighting and even made the VCR stop blinking 12:00. There's no way I'm giving this guy up."
"But he's a good soul. That isn't the way this works. He belongs up here with me. If you don't surrender him, I'll have no choice but to sue for custody."
The devil laughs, "Yeah? And where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?"