Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman & Paddy Irishman
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Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman & Paddy Irishman are all sitting in a bar talking about their love-lives.
Paddy Englishman says "I made love to my wife 3 times last night and in the morning she said I was a stallion"
Paddy Scotsman says "Well I made love to my wife 6 times last night and in the morning she said I was a sex god"
Paddy Englishman turns to Paddy Irishman and says "You're very quiet Paddy, so how many times did you have sex with your wife last night?"
Paddy Irishman replies "Oh just the once"
The other Paddys start laughing & Paddy Scotsman says "Aye and what did she say to you in the morning then?"
Paddy Irishman replies "Don't stop"