A biker walks into a yuppie bar spoiling for a fight.
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A biker walks into a yuppie bar spoiling for a fight. He looks around, notices the suits and ties, and shouts "ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!" at the top of his lungs.
Sure enough a big, beefy 300 pound guy walks up and taps him on the shoulder. "Hey buddy, I think you better take that back."
"Why, you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole."