Shortly after Alaska became a state, this Texan, still wanting to be from the la
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Shortly after Alaska became a state, this Texan, still wanting to be from the largest state, decided to move there. After his arrival in Alaska he enters a bar, saunters up to a couple of locals and loudly asks, "How do I become an Alaskan?"
The two Alaskans look at the Texan, all decked out in fancy boots and sporting a ten gallon hat, exchange a look with eachother and then one of them says to the Texan, "If you want to become an Alaskan there's just three things you gotta do: slam a quart of Yukon Jack, make love to an Eskimo girl and kill a polar bear with your bare hands."
So the Texan orders the whiskey, slams it and staggers out of the bar. Several hours later, the Texan makes his way back. Covered in scratches and bloody gashes, his clothing torn to rags, he stumbles up to the same two Alaskans… "Allright! Now where's this Eskimo bitch I have to kill ?"