Outdoor Hardware

[coryzinho]

A chipmunk walked into a hardware store because he was redoing his bar. He asked the clerk where he could get one of those table tops that opens and shuts on a hinge.

The clerk wasn�t sure. So the chipmunk said, �Yeah, you know, the kind those blue jays above me have�.

�Oh�, said the clerk, �You mean closing counters of the bird kind!�