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      pornofan last edited by

      An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from
      several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had
      finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.

      The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the
      train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly
      adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her
      little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in
      that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier,
      sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people.
      Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

      The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
      another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing
      the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?
      I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You
      Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

      The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the
      little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the
      empty seat. The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and
      chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle
      spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for
      doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You
      drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've
      thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."

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