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A man walks into his accountant's office and tells him that he needs to file his taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets his name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The man replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
"Ok, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the man says, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.
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