Piss Joke
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There is a joke that involves some prominent politicians by name– that always makes thing funnier, right? Changing to framing to a more generic version, I offer:
The husband was upset by seeing a message written in yellow liquid on the snow in his front yard. It said "Bob can't fuck" and he was named Bob.
So he sought expert help to have the piss graphiti analyzed in order to find out who did it. The consultant reported there was good news and bad news. The good news: It is your neighbor's urine. The bad news: It is your wife's handwriting.