Bonus Seed Point whore
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It's true, I am a whore for seed points. I have absolutely no shame regarding that and for 5 seed points I will jerk off in a bush and let you listen. Ah but I am here to rant (& rave).
I have bandwidth caps from my supplier and there most certainly is more porn out there that needs to be seen, the two do not help each other. So yes I participate in the forums, I vote on categories & I upload pics without shame. I will also jerk off in a bush and let you listen for 5 seed points (got to get the word out there).
I have also uploaded torrents. I endeavour to follow the rules and have tried to insure my torrents are unique, some might even call them niche.
So here is my rant, every time I download a torrent I vote on categories for the seed points but I also vote on the quality of the torrent and thank the member who uploaded. On occasion I even spread the love gifting seed points I may have jerked off in a bush for. Of the currently 17 torrents active that I uploaded only 1 has been voted on by 3 members. I would also like to add I never openly whore for seed points on my uploads (as per rules) even though they are appreciated (I think what I mean is I appreciate that saying "Seed points appreciated" is not a work around for begging for seed points).
I was beginning to think all my efforts were for not BUT (rave begins now) a member gifted one of my torrents an obscene amount recently. THANK YOU thank you THANK YOU. You have not only shown appreciation for my effort but renewed my faith in the process!
As a special thank you anyone gifting me 5 seed points to listen while I jerk off in a bush will be allowed to also take pictures of the bush. This is a special offer and will be revoked when and if I feel like it.
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OMG that was funny. I'm cryin' here.
That bush appreciates your tender loving care, I'm sure.I give away all my bonus points to uploaders for stuff I like, or to make some more obscure stuff I like Freeleech to share the love (lately Themed Movies), so I usually have zero to few seed points left. haha
I think I'll go vote some categories now!
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OMG that was funny. I'm cryin' here.
That bush appreciates your tender loving care, I'm sure.I give away all my bonus points to uploaders for stuff I like, or to make some more obscure stuff I like Freeleech to share the love (lately Themed Movies), so I usually have zero to few seed points left. haha
I think I'll go vote some categories now!
You do that & remember after you have voted 3 times you have enough seed points to have me give more love to the bush as well as a little bonus for yourself. Math it's not just a mispronounced drug.
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I like the bush :rotfl: :funny2:
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I like the bush :rotfl: :funny2:
Ya it's one of my regulars for "the regulars" wink wink nudge nudge.
I don't always jerk off in a bush & allow listeners but when I do I choose quality foliage.
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Groovedware… why would I want to hear you jerk off in a bush? How will that stimulate me? This site specializes in visuals. If you're gonna "whore" for points, you should at least be willing to SHOW us something rather than offering aural stimulation. Now if you offer ORAL stimulation…. :cheesy2:
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Be careful what you wish for! Some of groovedware's sound sessions have been so powerful :xpl: anything more could be dangerous
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To be clear and perfectly honest 5 seed points for me to jerk off in a bush with you listening is the starting level. To get a full menu of what's on offer please send 50 seed points with a self-addressed stamped envelope to my inbox.
Bi inbox eye do think ewe no what is what.
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Wait, I have to give YOU 50 seed points to find out YOUR whole menu???? That's like going into a restaurant blindfolded and paying them just to see their menu. :hmmm:
That offer does not make me want to part with my seed points. I thought you were whoring for points??
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Those 50 seed points for the menu will be put toward your first choice off the menu. Just the easiest way to separate the wheat from the chaff, if you ken whit ah mean?
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What if I don't order… are refunds available?
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Sadly no. This business isn't that type of business more a bidness. I could offer a guarantee but my current warranty might not be able to extend it's features outward. I mean look at the time and resources I have invested in you at this point with nary a sign of pay off. I think my bidness model needs a complete overhaul. Or a big daddy whose lap I can lap from.
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And I was on the verge of sending you some points…...
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I doubt very highly you were on the verge of anything but allow me to encourage you in other ways.
Go on and spread your seed. I am certain close to where you are at present there is an anal cavity practically yearning for seed. If you are not anally inclined I can imagine a tummy or two in need of seed. At the very least there must be a bush you can toss off in and in that case just know that somewhere I always keep my ear tuned to the sounds of nature.
This whore here will continue to plug away at sharing, caring, uploading, downloading and being a human receptacle.
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:lolp:
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I came across this on the internet, wait, I don't like how that sounds, look, I am just going to leave this here and come what may…
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i'm just here for my 1 point
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One Point! ONE POINT!! That's All!! That us not enough. The last bush I beat-off in grew to be a 300ft tall redewood in just 3 weelks!! Now that deserves some love. how about some suction?
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Suction LOL These days, round these parts, we're all about the traction.
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One Point! ONE POINT!! That's All!! That us not enough. The last bush I beat-off in grew to be a 300ft tall redewood in just 3 weelks!! Now that deserves some love. how about some suction?
I've been reading your replies and they are funny but TRUE, in fact the good admin allows that, and give extra seeds in all their activities you've participated in :cheers:
