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    My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up

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      forgetjack last edited by

      A man went to his lawyer and told him, ‘My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?’ ‘Do you have any proof he owes you the money?’ asked the lawyer. ‘Nope,’ replied the man. ‘OK, then write him a letter asking him for the £1,000 he owed you,’ said the lawyer. ‘But it’s only £500,’ replied the man. ‘Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!’

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        JACK777 last edited by

        And then the lawyer takes the money 🙂

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          Gman2034 last edited by

          😛

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            cupofass last edited by

            :cheesy2:

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