Naked Woman
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A naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. Everybody looks perplexed at her, jaws being dropped and all that. The bartender gives her the shot, and looks at her as if he was inspecting. The woman asks for another shot, so the bartender gives her another one, but keeps looking at her. After a while, the woman gets annoyed and asks him:
"Excuse me, but what's your problem? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman in your life?"
"I have"- says the bartender -"I'm just trying to figure out how you're gonna pay for those shots."