A little girl is digging a hole in her yard.
-
A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."
The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."
The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."
Spamming the forums for bonus points.