An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"
The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."
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Hehe… that's a good one