A drill sergeant is yelling at one of his cadets, "You hate me don't you maggot?

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A drill sergeant is yelling at one of his cadets, "You hate me don't you maggot?!"

The cadet replies, "Sir, no sir!"

The sergeant yells back, "I bet you're gonna piss on my grave after I die, aren't you?"

The cadet yells back, "Sir, no sir! I'm never going to wait in lines again when I get back."