A king is about to go to war so he locks up his beautiful wife
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A king is about to go to war so he locks up his beautiful wife and hands his best friend a key, "If I'm not back in 4 days, she's yours."
The king rides off to war, but he immediately sees his friend riding up beside him. "What's wrong?" Demands the king.
His friend replies with labored breath, "Wrong key."