A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day.
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A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"
The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."
The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"
The night replies, "Oh… You do now."