A man walks into the bar and says, "Pour me a stiff one!
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A man walks into the bar and says, "Pour me a stiff one! Just got into another fight with the old lady."
The bartender asks him, "How'd it end this time?"
The man replies, "She came crawling back to me on her hands and knees."
The bartender is surprised, "Wow, that's a change. What'd she say?"
The man says, "She said, 'Come out from under there, you little bitch.'"