One morning before a man leaves for work
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One morning before a man leaves for work his wife asks him "Honey, do you know what today is?"
He nervously responds "Of course I do!" Then he leaves for work.
Throughout the day he sends his wife flowers, chocolate, and a card telling her to meet him at a certain expensive restaurant for dinner.
When he meets her at the restaurant she runs up to him and says "This has been the best Independence Day of my life!"