A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor
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A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.
The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"
The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"
The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."