A blonde goes to the doctor
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A blonde goes to the doctor and tells him she has been extremely moody lately and can't control her temper.
He suggests, "Sounds like stress. You should try getting some exercise. Run 10 miles a day and call me in a couple of weeks."
She does this and calls him in a couple of weeks, "I've been running every day and I do feel a little better."
He asks her, "And how's your family?"
She replies, "How would I know? I'm 140 miles away."
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A blonde woman is pulled over on a by a police officer for swerving. He asks her, "Mam, why were you swerving all over the road?"
She looks relieved, "Sir! I'm glad you're here. I looked away for a second then there was a tree right in front of me. Then I swerved left and another tree was right there. Then right, then left."
The police officer bends over and looks into her car and reaches for the rear-view mirror, "Mam, this is your air freshener."