A blonde, a brunette and a red head
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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having their lunches. The blonde little girl says, "I'm sick of PB&J, we should all jump off the school tomorrow if we get it again tomorrow." The other girls agree.
The next day they all meet up on the roof of the school and open their lunch boxes to expose three PB&J sandwiches. So they all jump.
That night at the hospital the families of the girls are in the waiting room. The brunette and red headed girl's parents are crying, but the blonde girls parents are silent and confused. The other parents approach them and ask them why they are acting so strangely. The blonde mother responds, "I just don't understand. She makes her own lunch."
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A blonde, brunette, and a red head are stuck on the roof of a house. Fire fighters are holding a blanket for them to jump onto. They tell the brunette to jump to safety. When she jumps they pull the blanket away and she hurts her butt.
Next the fire fighters tell the red head she needs to jump or she'll never get down. She refuses because she is scared they will pull the blanket away. They tell her "It was an accident." So she jumps and they pull the blanket away. She hurts her butt and yells at them.
Finally the blonde gets smart and tells them "I know what you're going to do. Just lay the blanket on the ground and back away."
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A blonde, brunette, and red head are all spies and are caught behind enemy lines. They are all tied up in front of a firing squad.
As they are about to shoot the brunette yells "Tornado! Tornado!" All of the men run off to wait the tornado out and the brunette manages to escape.
Seeing what she had done the red head devises her own plan and when they return she yells "Earthquake! Earthquake!" Again all of the men scatter to wait it out and the red head escapes.
The blonde, being the genius she is, devises her own plan. As soon as the men return she yells "Fire! Fire!"
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A blonde, brunette, and red head are waiting in front of the pearly gates when God comes out to greet them "Usually I wouldn't let any of you girls in, but I'm having a good day. I'll give you all a deal. If you can climb my 1000 stair staircase and listen to a joke at each step without laughing I'll let you in." They all agree.
The brunette loses at the 100th step. The red head loses at the 500th step. The blonde makes it to the 999th step and begins to laugh historically. God asks her "You were so close, why did you laugh?"
She replies "I just got the first one."
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A blonde, brunette, and red head are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, "I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb."
The red head says, "I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy."
The blonde says, "I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven't given up."
The brunette tells her, "If you came that close to the sun you would burn."
The blonde laughs at her, "That's why I would go at night!"