Never Argue With Children
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said,"When i get to heaven i will ask Jonah." The teacher asked,"What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,"Then you ask him."