Chicken Prep
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A man walks into a restaurant and says, “How do you prepare your chickens?” The cook replies, “Nothing special. We just tell ‘em they’re gonna die.”
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A Duck Walks Into a Drugstore
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, “That’ll be $1.49.” The duck replies, “Put it on my bill.”