HORNY OLD LADIES
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 Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" 
 The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" 
 The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"