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    Gay Joke of the DAY 6/04/2009 ~ GAY TRANSLATIONS

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    • leatherbear
      leatherbear last edited by

      I want a commitment.
      I’m sick of masturbation.

      Haven’t I seen you before?
      Nice ass.

      I need you.
      My hand is tired.

      You’re the only man I’ve ever cared about.
      You are the only man who hasn’t rejected me.

      I’m a Romantic.
      I’m poor.

      I really want to get to know you better.
      So I can tell my friends about it.

      It’s just orange juice, try it.
      3 more shots, and he’ll have his legs around my head.

      He’s kinda cute.
      I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

      He’s not my type.
      He won’t sleep with me.

      I miss you so much
      I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

      I had a wonderful time last night.
      Who the hell are you?

      Do you love me?
      I’ve done something stupid and you might find out.

      Do you ‘really’ love me?
      I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out.

      I’ll give you a call.
      I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

      I’ve been thinking a lot.
      You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.

      I think we should just be friends.
      You’re ugly.

      I’ve learned a lot from you.
      Next!!!!

      ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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        gzlong last edited by

        It is not you, it is me.
        I fxxked you enough. I am dumping you!

        Forgot with a drop of tear lingering on the corner of each eyes.

        [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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        • leatherbear
          leatherbear last edited by

          OMG!!! This is cool!!! Add your own translations!! The one you use and the ones that have been used on you….

          ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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            gzlong last edited by

            @gzlong:

            It is not you, it is me.
            I fxxked you enough. I am dumping you!

            I wish I used it on someone someday. >:D

            [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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              amice last edited by

              lol, this is true, so much true >:D .. i've found myself in some of those "translations", too 🙂 .. alas, i don't have my own as i'm used to say things very str8forward, however, i definitely 'like' these social lies, they are so amusing to decipher once you have a feeling of them >:D

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